Me: Remember Toby? He's Chris' dog.
Tierce: Hell, yeah. He's the Golden Retriever that I can beat up.
Me: He's 75 pounds. He'll eat you.
Tierce: Yeah. Whatever.
Me: Hey Toby!
Toby: HIHihi!
Tierce: I could totally take you.
Toby: Let's play!
Tierce: GRAAAHRRR!
Toby: GRAAAHRRR!
Tierce & Toby: Growl, growl, growl, bite, bite, bite.
Me: So, how's that bullying going?
Tierce: Mmmf.
Me: Can't hear you.
Tierce: Mmmmf! e'z mffing uh mmm HEAhn!
Me: Speak up.
Toby: I think what he's trying to say is that I'm sitting on his head.
Me: So you are. Look at that little bugger flail.
Tierce: Mmmf! MMMMF! EnnhHHh! -OFF OF ME!
Toby: Oh, there you are.
Tierce: GRAAAAHHHRRRRR!
Toby: You're funny!
Tierce: I'm your ALPHA!
Toby: Let's play!
Tierce: Let's me dominate you!
Toby: Okay. I'm on my back now. Let's play!
Tierce: No! We're supposed to fight for supremacy!
Toby: Okay, I'll get up.
Tierce: mmMMMMFFF!
Toby: Are we fighting for supremacy now?
Tierce: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFF!
Me: I think it would facilitate the bloody battle of ascension if you stopped lying on him.
Toby: Oh. Oh, yes. Yes, I suppose it would.
Tierce: MMMmffFFF-KILL YOU!
Toby: Okay, let's fight to the death.
Tierce: YAY! GRAAAAHRRRYAAAAWWWWNN
Toby: Graaaahrrryawn?
Tierce: Never mind. Let's- YAAAAWWWN. I'm tired.
Toby: Yeah, me too. Let's nap and kill each other later.
Tierce: Fine by me. Hey, later I can show you how to jump off the couch and hit somebody in the crotch on your way down.
Toby: Cool! Then I can show you how to stick your head between someone's legs so you trip them while they're carrying food!
Tierce: Yay! Best friends forever!
Me: Now you'll be begging me for sleepovers.
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Boogie especially loved to play with big dogs. Labs are her favorite!
awwww.. cute cute cute!
found a site you might be intrested in seeing..
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shiba stuffed animals! unfortunately for me, no black and tans.. but.. Enjoy!
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